Saturday, August 16, 2008

Oh Me So Horny 3

Lethal-Hardcore it real, rough, rugged and rawOh, Me So Horny! 3

2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes
Lethal-Hardcore
Directed by Stoney Curtis
Starring Lyla Lei, Yumi, Loni, Roxy Jezel, Jazmin and Jayna OsoWhat You Should Know:Lethal-Hardcore knocked me on my ass with their initial wave of releases last year, exhibiting a dedication to putting out hardcore, no-frills porn. You wont see any fancy locations or beautiful ass sets in a Lethal-Hardcore sex movies but you will see your favorite stars, often like youve never seen them before, stripped down to their bare essentials with nothing to distract them from the and concentrating on their job, providing grade-A energetic stroke material. Often isnt pretty or have the best production values but achieves the intended purpose: to get you off. After losing me somewhat with their mediocre second of titles, Lethal seems to be back on track with a stellar round asses of titles in their third wave. The Oh, Me So Horny! series has never faltered in the past and this latest one looks to keep that tradition going.Scene One: Lyla Lei & Yumi with Lee StoneLyla and Yumi themselves then turn on each other and began to lick and caress each other everywhere as they undress. Lee interrupts their licking session and receives a POV blowjob for his transgressions. Yumi and Lyla share his cock nicely before Yumi lies back and receives Stones wood missionary as Lei flicks her tongue over Yumis nipples. When its her Lyla opts to ride Stone cowgirl. She doesnt hog cock for long and like a good friend, turns him back over to Yumi, who sits on Lees lap reverse cowgirl. Lyla and Yumi look to the camera and talk more to the viewer to Stone as theyre fucked. On her knees and her ass upturned, Lei takes Lees in her ass doggie while she and Yumi tongue wrestle. Yumi sucks Lees cock as it leaves Lylas ass and Lei repositions herself atop Stones tool, time reverse cowgirl anal. Yumi laps at Lylas here and Lei becomes less and less eager to share. Lee puts Lyla down on her shoulders and shoves his dick back in her ass piledriver while Yumi entertains herself with Leis nipples and occasional A2M hummer. Lee ends squeezing out a somewhat paltry load into both of their mouths. The girls kiss and give Lee one last suck apiece.

Scene Two: Loni with SledgehammerIn a genre where most of the participants stand silent or speak in broken English, Loni (and Mika Tan) has much personality shes fun to watch even when she doesnt have a dick buried in her twat. easy and electric smile and playful giggle are typical of her interview demeanor but that all gives way to a scowling and filthy shit-talking fuck-pig once the scene begins. Barely breaking five feet but with large, full all-natural tits thatd give Jane Darling\’s boobs a run for their money, Loni is paired with a favorite of hers today, Sledgehammer. He fingers her hole while she lies back frigs her clit before she drops to her knees wrestles his monster cock between her lips. Watching attempt to fit that freakish dick in mouth is akin to watching a midget trying to swallow a beer can. I mean, if Sledge decided smack her face with it right now, hed probably knock her out. Its a task but not Loni is going to back down from. In fact, she seems to relish the that she has to put in the extra effort. In mish, Sledge lays the pipe deep, much to Lonis satisfaction: Oh my God, youre stretching me out! Its so fat! Its thick, oh my God, its so thick! Oh shitoh fuck! To his credit, Hammers dick does slightly resemble a flesh-covered telephone pole as it slides in and from between Lonis legs. A modified sixty-nine precedes Loni Sledges massive girth reverse cowgirl, her tits bouncing in time with his thrusts. She grinds circles on his lap while he her clit and runs his fingertips over her hard puffy nipples. Doggie cowgirl are next. Loni bucks back and meets Sledgehammers pumps in the middle until her eyes roll back in her head and I think shes going pass out. Sledge gives her one last ride, standing cowgirl, before puts her down and squeezes spooge into her open mouth. I understand the reason for Sledges sweatband he wears on his wrist because he gave Loni a WORKOUT. Lonis LAUGHING: Me so horny for big black cock! She shows us just how much by keeping Sledges dick in her mouth, taking it out only to rub in the semen that landed on her tits.

Scene Three: Jezel with TalonRoxy, despite being Thai, is also part British, which results in her sounding more like Alicia Rhodes when she talks instead of sounding like say, Bamboo. Shes never lacked for energy or gave less than 110% in anything Ive ever seen her in and I dont her to slack for Stoneys camera. Faster than you can insane cum-craving hose beast Roxys mascara is running and she has Talons dick balls deep in her mouth, stroking it so hard it looks as though she may rip it off if shes not careful. Shes of control, bouncing up and down on her knees and moaning up a storm as she just beats her own mouth up with Talons tool. Someone got a good sleep the night before, a V-8 AND a bowl of Wheaties the next morning. Geez. By the time Talon lies her back to fill her aching cunt up missionary I was afraid the house was going to burn down from the heat Roxy alone generating. Her intensity doesnt dissipate but only in cowgirl and reverse, where she and Talon threaten to break the sofa by the sounds of things. Doggie and spoon follow then Roxy takes her at Talons feet to gather his batter. If this T.T. Boys little brother, hed DEAD right now. Hummingbird Roxy finally slows enough for the camera to actually focus on her as she licks Talons prick clean.

Scene Four: JazminJazmin is a fairly new asian with an obviously enhanced rack. She shows off aforementioned rack and then back into a leather sofa to buzz her clit with a vibrator. Her play is interrupted by an unnamed, unaccredited male performer who shoves his cock into her mouth and then in her cunt missionary. slides through this slant-eyed slattern like a knife through butter in reverse cowgirl, her augmented chest boulders rocking back and forth until she spins around for cowgirl. Jazmin has a meaty ass we get to see and she has pounded in standing cowgirl and then in doggie while she puts her vibrator back on her clit. Our couple moves back to the sofa some spoon action before Jazmin tit fucks her guy to completion. He rains a fountain of pearly white droplets her pierced tongue and she sucks him clean.

Scene Five: Jayna OsoAt this point, Im used to most of the starlets in Lethal-Hardcore movies not looking their greatest. At it looks as if Stoney has them all sleepover, drink all night and then wakes them up as early as possible to shoot while they have a hangover. Sometimes I mind. Not everyone can make a girl look as good as Jonni Darkko Chris Streams. Lethal gives us the real, completely forgoing silly and needless accoutrements like say, makeup or wardrobe. But the way Jayna looks is almost unforgivable. She Helena Bonham-Carter in Fight Club. Thats right, Jayna shouldve introduced herself as Marla Singer. Ive never seen someone after a 48-hour meth-amphetamine bender but if I had to guess what theyd look like, Jayna today would it. Jayna is already quite small, wiry and gamey to begin with so she doesnt to be deprived of any meals, sleep or sunlight. In direct contrast, a muscular and tanned Lee Stone to do the old fuck and suck with her anyway. Jayna is her usual self. She gags her eyes water and takes Lee deep in every orifice, loving every second. She just shuts her eyes and lets Lee abuse her holes any he likes while she breathily moans and shouts through her mischievous curled-lip smile. A2M abounds as Lee slides his dick in her asshole in reverse cowgirl, spoon and doggie before gluing her tongue to the roof of her mouth with paste. Jayna looks bright-eyed and bushy-tailed now; maybe cum is best cure for a hangover.

Overall:

It is what it is. This is just as good as the installments that preceded it and stands up well against most of the other titles available from other companies. Its rough around the edges, the sex wasnt as intense as in other Lethal titles but its a welcome change of pace from the glossy and polished, almost too pretty look larger companies seem rely on while delivering only mediocre sex scenes. Curtis male talent forces girls to step up and give their all. No fancy camera tricks, straight fuckin. If youre sick and tired of the RLD/PXP, 3rd Degree/Zero Tolerance same old, same old, Id suggest you pick this up.

Special Features:
Web AccessPhoto Gallery (40 stills)Outtakes (14:57 Behind the Scenes (for nearly every Lethal-Hardcore third wave release)Crucifixio Jones.